Yo, Mama, they'll treat you right!
MISS NEESIE and the EAR
FOOD ORCHESTRA |
MISS NEESIE BEAL
aka "The Small Axe"
What's in a name?
A name is like a rose, by any other name,
is still misspelled. Just ask Neesie.
Vocals, frottoir (washboard),
various percussion instruments.
Day job: instructress of young, fresh minds.
Click here to find out what Miss
Neesie
did on her 1999 winter vacation.
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JIM BEAL JR.
aka "Rockeem"
aka "Senor Crusty"

Bass, vocals, barking.
Rumored to leave cryptic messages
on the Third Coast Music Bulletin
Board.
Of her Mister, Miss Neesie proudly sez:
"The women call him Baby
and the rebels call him El Capitan."
Day job: music critic at the
San Antonio Express-News.
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RONNIE BIEDEGER
aka "Rockin' Ronnie"

Keyboards, vocals and
German air compressor (accordion).
Architecturally speaking, he's very kind
to Animals and a solid citizen. |
ALLEN ELSASSER
aka "The Professor"

Amazing lead guitar.
Watch this guy, he really cooks!
The Prof has played with Ear Food
since the tender age of 19.
It's all he knows.
Makes ya wanna cry, don't it?
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OLLIE MORRIS
aka "The Animal"

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Drummer and vocalist Ollie and his lovely wife, The Yuppie from Hell, have reputedly
penned more songs about chickens, iguanas and the pathos of clinically depressed gorillas
than all other scribes in South Texas. |
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| Zounds! There are new
band members. (Sort of.) |

MIKE DAVIS
"The Family Dog"
Blues Harp and Trombone
There's all sorts of things we could
say about Mikey. But we won't.
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CRAIG ENGLEMAN
"Super Cracker"
saxophone, vocals

There's nary
a dry eye in the house when
young Engleman sings a heartbreaking
tale, in French and in English, about
the unrequited love of a Cajun fellow
with an empty trailer,
a screw in his head and lonely
nights filled with Hungryman dinners.
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